we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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