best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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