Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I'm jealous of your bromance
i will never coherently bang her
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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