I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
