Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
