My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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