no. you can't hotbox the world.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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