shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I smell like Dick and happiness
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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