...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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