She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
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