You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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