Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
is wine microwaveable?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Randomize
