this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Randomize
