dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Randomize
