Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
Randomize
