party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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