The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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