Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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