Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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