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i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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