is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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