I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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