He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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