So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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