Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
zippers are such a cool invention
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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