i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
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