so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
