What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
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