At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
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