You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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