so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
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