he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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