just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
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