Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
Randomize