i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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