Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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