im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
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