So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
Randomize
