Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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