Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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