My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Is it penis luge time yet?
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
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