But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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