Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
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