and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
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