people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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