he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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