I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
