I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
I need moral support for this bender
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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