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i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
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