I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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