You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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