STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Someone came in the potted fern
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
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