Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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