Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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