Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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