we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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