no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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