I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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