Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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