Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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